Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for August 31, 2020

Perhaps Lucretia has gone through a few good ones!

Based on that logic i must live in a family with an extremely high "good " ratio. I only have 4 relatives over 60, and only 2 over 65. Most of my relatives died in their 50’s.

Aaaand now that song is stuck in my head

And you won’t be allowed into a Catholic University.

Trying to find the school that didn’t allow Joel to speak at their commencement because of the song, “Only the Good Die Young”.

“You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd, We ain’t too pretty we ain’t too proud, We might be laughing a bit too loud, Aw but that never hurt no one…”

I think the statistics show that 100% of people will die someday

So Jeanne Calment was the evilest person in the world?

This only can mean that Cynthia can live up to 100 years old. ;)

Obviously they know nothing about Bonnie and Clyde (ironically?).