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It looks like she is a regular so if “anything” includes money.. and if you have enough.. just lay it on the table, very little discussion required.
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
“Can I take you out for a steak dinner?”
“What kind of stake? Oak, pine, cedar, pressure treated…”
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 4 years ago
Nailed it.
RohanDemon over 4 years ago
I don’t think she is really interested in his type.
donwalter over 4 years ago
Fastest put down yet…
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Wow. Super cool. Fire ants! Can I buy you a drink?”
Dobber Premium Member over 4 years ago
Great reply!
joegeethree over 4 years ago
I gotta remember that line. It’s a keeper!
J Short over 4 years ago
Talk about a straight line setup.
J Short over 4 years ago
Old pickup line.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Gal: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
Alberta Oil over 4 years ago
It looks like she is a regular so if “anything” includes money.. and if you have enough.. just lay it on the table, very little discussion required.
The Orange Mailman over 4 years ago
Gary, this lady transforms into an aardvark at night. She’s complimenting you in the most serious way. It’s your lucky night, bro!
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
I had an uncle once that worked in a carnival sideshow. He called himself “The Human Aunt Eater.”
Ring the gong and get the hook!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Great impromptu put-down! To be sure, Gary is striking out again, but at least the Lady deserves our respect!