Close to Home by John McPherson for August 31, 2020

Ah yes, my childhood, say “Sammy snake” they would say….. It can be horrifying while interesting to learn the human psyche.

Great! The snake’s making an ‘S’ of himself by reading that silly eye chart.;-D

Snake should be wearing mask so no spit is flying around.

Perfect “snake eyes”

just read the smallest line…..M.A.D.E.I.N.C.H.I.N.A.

Is that hissss or herssss?

Bleeb needs to get out of there. No sissing around.

He just memorized the chart anyway.

H….E….R…..R……R…..

I’ve always wondered why I never see snakes wearing glasses.

He’s found the Ssnellen chart!

“Thsay that’s perfect.”

I guessss he doessssn’t need glasssssses.

Okay, it’s obvious he is cheating. Make him look at the pirate chart. RRRRrrrrssssss.

“Doc! I need your help again!” “What’s wrong…didn’t the glasses that I prescribed work for you?” “Yes, they worked… as good as they can work for a snake… actually, they worked too good! Now that I can see, I discovered I’m married to a garden hose!” (Ba-dum-bum!)

What is with his face? I don’t get the hair extending from his head down onto his jaw.

Let’s wind this up.

Hey, that chart is sexist!