Close to Home by John McPherson for September 04, 2020

Get on the other side of the island honey. That should help some. And you might become friends with Bleeb.

Sideshow Bob wearing shades hanging out on the island

Looks like if help does not come soon they may only be one person to rescue when help does get there.

Thing is, she probably does too, but denies it. And he doesn’t complain.

Please send nasal strips.

Always small island with one tree. Where are the circling sharks?

Just airdrop a Cpap.

Pinch his nose

Maybe SHE snores too. She would not know.

Whats worse, I’m thinking fish breath is involved. Wait until a coconut drops and bean him with it.

“You snore like a freight train, and now I’m stranded here with you forever!” “Yeah, well I’m stuck here with you and no golf clubs, so we’re even! Besides, we won’t be stranded here for long… I didn’t pay your VISA bill, so they’re bound to find us!”

To a plane flying by, they might read that last word as “ s’mores”.

I suppose voting him off the island is not an option here.

C-pap machine didn’t survive the boat sinking? (Not that it would matter without electricity..)

HELP!… send ear plugs!