Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 17, 2011

This will be fuel for the dickweed at the schoolboard.

i wish the cop in P3 would stop staring at me.

Beer Fans in a bar. Oh the horror!

How do they know what the band is drinking? They just walked in the door. I mean, who ever heard of using soft drinks as a mixer? Meanwhile, the Floating Toupee of Death returns in Panel 3.

Buckaroos??? Is this a sweep by Andy and Barney from Mayberry?

Gil caught at a bar with underage drinkers. Someone will start snooping around. Now the truth about the Thorp kids will come out.

So the cop was a three sport athlete at Milford yet somehow Gil doesn’t know him? He’s been the coach there for 40 years, how does he not know him

Because he’s old and can barely remember who he coached YESTERDAY, dude.

He didn’t say he played three sports at Milford, he said he played them “here”. I’m guessing Pool, Darts and Foosball.

He said he played here at Goshen.

“A bunch of beer fans…” WTF?

Gil slurs: “Gimme another bottle of Milford Lite.”

Gil’s so sloshed he thinks his pitcher of beer is singing!