The most useless implement ever inflicted on humanity.
It does come in handy when you are having soup and a salad.
You’ll always have a friend in me, Forky.
No worries there, Sporky. At least your handle isn’t jagged along one side, so you could be used as a knife, too.
Thanks for your"service" of six!
Runcible spoon: a fork curved like a spoon, with three broad prongs, one of which has a sharpened outer edge for cutting.
She just doesn’t cut it.
Spork needs to meet Spoonula! For their first date, they could browse the isles at Spatula City.
But you try as best you can.
Yeah, you’re not a knife. It’s impossible to cut anything with you. Also, eating soup with you is absurd. As a fork, you’re not very good either. Sorry.
oldpine52 about 4 years ago
The most useless implement ever inflicted on humanity.
wldhrsy2luv about 4 years ago
It does come in handy when you are having soup and a salad.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
You’ll always have a friend in me, Forky.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
No worries there, Sporky. At least your handle isn’t jagged along one side, so you could be used as a knife, too.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Thanks for your"service" of six!
fandamovt about 4 years ago
Runcible spoon: a fork curved like a spoon, with three broad prongs, one of which has a sharpened outer edge for cutting.
stamps about 4 years ago
She just doesn’t cut it.
berserkitty about 4 years ago
Spork needs to meet Spoonula! For their first date, they could browse the isles at Spatula City.
GiantShetlandPony about 4 years ago
But you try as best you can.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yeah, you’re not a knife. It’s impossible to cut anything with you. Also, eating soup with you is absurd. As a fork, you’re not very good either. Sorry.