In other news, the feds raided a large catnip ring in Los Angeles and scored — uh, discovered — two tons of nip packaged for street sale. Mexican kingpin El Gato was arrested on his docked catamaran and is believed to be the mastercat behind the operation. Details at eleven.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ooh, Georgia Dunn is shook.
ItsPat over 4 years ago
“In other news, two catamarans collided in a catastrophic collision, rendering one captain catatonic.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Up next; why these things are still on this desk?”
eromlig over 4 years ago
Lennie, I strongly suspect you’re doing this because your readers are coming up with better captions than you could…
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
Our top story:FEED ME!
Nothing else is important
dlkrueger33 over 4 years ago
Fake News: “DOGS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!”
stairsteppublishing over 4 years ago
In Kentucky, sign on would be “Good morning and welcome to your WCAT Wild Cat Country” (U of KY teams are the Wildcats)
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
“London and Paris in flames, rioting in D.C. and Los Angeles.
But first, here is a video of Toodles the cat playing a piano!"
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Join us as we herd up all the cat news for you… Um, actually, there is no cat news, have you ever tried to herd cats?”
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member over 4 years ago
And now, back to the latest news. A kitty was seen sleeping on a computer. A local cat was found napping on the window sill…..
TheLetterista.com over 4 years ago
Today, a Colorado cat finally caught the red dot. Story at eleven.
Brian Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Hope my test reel for Breaking Cat News is a success.”
TheLetterista.com over 4 years ago
In other news, the feds raided a large catnip ring in Los Angeles and scored — uh, discovered — two tons of nip packaged for street sale. Mexican kingpin El Gato was arrested on his docked catamaran and is believed to be the mastercat behind the operation. Details at eleven.