Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 2020

I like how Nate is dressed up as another comic book character. I do hope he won’t get sued…

Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers.

Have a fantastic day.

have the neighborhood parents discovered Nextdoor?

Martys contagious

Good that Mr. Peirce is switching it up. Nate is hooping Farncis brought eggs (not hard boiled)

Nate: “Wait so you aren’t the only one who hands out bad candy?”

Marty: “Always has been.”

Next: some delicious zucchini flavored lollipops

Stephen King should write a horror story about this.

Imagine a five year old kid been given a turnip when he or she was promised candy.

Where I live Haloween is not a thing, so no decor, no candy, or anything. Our Diwali holidays are starting in a week

How is it everyone doing today?

Hey, Super Mario Bros. 2 turnip candy!

The veggie candy idea is catching on..

Oh no… First Dad, now HIM?

I want to throw up now

how could he be brave enough to hand out turnips on halloween

Oh no… This is bad. Bring in the clipped tnt minecarts!

The kids better hope this isn’t a neighborhood trend.

this ain’t gonna be good

TURNIPS?!??!?!!!! When did this become Animal Crossing?

Hmm… there’s a chance this could happen, but I’m doing it anyway in…

BIG NATE AND THE HALLOWEEN HAVOC

Nate, Teddy, and Francis are walking on the sidewalk to other houses. They just came back from a house handing out turnips

Nate: A person handing out turnips? Lame.

Teddy: And disgusting…

Francis: Come on, guys! Maybe this house has some candy!

They go up to a house and ring the doorbell. A female homeowner answers

Nate, Francis, and Teddy: TRICK OR TREAT!

Homeowner: Hello there, children! May I interest you in some stuffed cabbage rolls?

Nate: What?! But what about the candy?

Homeowner: Good question! You see, Nate, I was so inspired by your Dad handing out nutritious food on Halloween, I’ve decided to do the same! In fact, EVERYONE in the neighborhood is joining in!

Everyone else in the neighborhood opens their door holding a bowl of something nutritious while looking at Nate, Francis, and Teddy all at the same time

Everyone Else In The Neighborhood: HAVE SOME [insert a healthy food item here]!

Nate freaks out for a moment. He later turns to Francis and Teddy

Nate: Let’s add everyone to the egg list.

well better than what nates dad is giving out

This could be how one of those creepy (albeit oh-so-cheesy and straight outta B movie Hell) horror movies begins: “Attack Of The Healthy Snack People”

I feel bad for them, but I’m not going trick-or-treating, I’m having a party

bad candy spreads like and pandemic. wait wut.

Too bad we all can’t go trick or treat on Halloween, because of COVID-19.

Happy Beggars Night!

Hello people i don’t know reading this strip. Okay first the “lima joys” Now turnips whats next a Zucchini!Have a Nice day.(PS:I am actually being sincere and im not trying to get featured comment.)

Hey guys Halloween is tomorrow!

Hey guys Halloween is tomorrow!

Has anyone ever noticed the similarities between SPG and Uncle Ted? They both live with their parents, and they are both kinda of nerdy.

2020 has absolutely no lube so far.

I wonder what the next house will give them.

Is this a reference to Super Mario Bros 2?

Now giving vegetables on Halloween is just wrong.

Neither do I

His dad is an influencer…

Zucchini

Kinda like covid. Marty caused it, and he infected others with it.

Good grief, it’s catching on. D:

They need to start doing this outside their neighborhood, where Dad’s influence hasn’t spread.

#bringbackellen her last appearance was August first and before that was January 20th 2019

My brother once literally got 5 different packets of soy sauce from 5 different houses. Not as bad as turnips one was still just in our fridge after a year.

Give it back to him or his house….

Thats worse than getting a rock for halloween, like what happened to the actual Charlie Brown

Nate should come home with a bunch of rocks! Get it, he’s Charlie Brown?

Dear Tim and Moby, What were the Poll Wars?

Signed,GeneticallyModifiedTigers

uhoh

quick poll whos the worst big nate character?

its my birthday!

Francis, Teddy! Quick! Throw them back at him!

watch the next house is gonna have brussle sprouts

If you see this (Which you probably won’t), try to find the “L” (feedback is appreciated)

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Candy turnip flavor?

and ladys and gents welcome to the worlds lamest halloween candy! on the right we have Marty on the left we have… oh wait hes the only guy competeing

Oh no. It’s gotten to more people now.

Vegetable candy at all of the houses? Hmmm….

Look, I know some of don’t like Space Owl. It’s perfectly fine to have an opinion. I don’t like them much either but arguing won’t help. If you don’t like what they are doing, just flag and move on.

lol

Nate wants rocks for Halloween?

Yes! Good going!

Turnips. what they carved in Ireland/Highland Scotland instead of pumpkins

wow!

Local mans house burned down and destroyed by children…reasons unknown.

Awesome costumes!

I predicted it

People are starting to copy nate’s dad with his dumb halloween candy ideas…

nobody

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see these

nate may have underestimated the amount of eggs he needs

I don’t really have a creative comment. Have a good day.

Who will be the spammer tomorrow?

hi

What a terrible turnip events!

(Says something funny)

*Random comment you werent looking for

Who else is here at 12:53 midnight?

Welp, looks like Nate’s dad isn’t the only person who would give out health food as Halloween candy XD

Is Nate Charlie Brown?

Laaaaaaaaaaaame…

turnips make sense because in mario 2 you throw turnips

when nate looks down into the bowl he actually looks like charlie brown for a moment-

Holy….., a turnip? seriously?

the new mario movie is amazing

Turnips? Really?