Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 19, 2020

I hate to think of where he was going to connect that other cable.

Thanks for the laugh, Dave.

Clear!

does his car insurance cover this procedure…?

Make sure his VIN. number matches the number on his card and check to see if he has any manufacturers recalls…

Try it now!

Just the other day his HMO called about the charge for an oil change and new tires on his health savings credit card.

Now we know what happened to RBG

If it was Vin Diesel, he’d need 2 batteries. (Diesels are 24 volt)

I’d still see if it covers some body work; he definitely needs it.

This gives new meaning to jump start.

He’s full of gas, but didn’t pass the emissions test.

We apologize for this predicament, the visit will be free of charge.

Should the patient sue for malpractice, or for assault and battery?

“Huh? That explains why the mechanic gave me a complete physical examination. I had wondered about that.”

Is he a 6 or a 12 volt?

Looks more like it was his AAA card…

I think he nose.

Does this mean I don’t have a terminal illness?

Time to rotate the spare tire.

Malpractice! Everyone knows you connect the ground cable last.