Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 22, 2021

And with a lurch, Nancy’s home moves a couple hundred miles to set up a joke.

If you traveled Indiana never sure what time it was. Some counties on Eastern, Some on Central, Some observed Daylight Saving, Some didn’t. Maybe that is where the band Chicago is from.

Kinda like saying on Dec. 31, “See you next year.”

Dis is cwazy!

Don’t even try to explain the International Date Line to her, Sluggo.

Doesn’t look like Arizona. Talk to her about relativistic time dilation and watch her head explode.

Tomorrow’s the 18th anniversary of being handed our baby daughter in China, and I ask the same questions every year: The photo is dated in the wee morning hours of 3/24, but the camera was still on East Coast US time. Should we observe the day it was on the calendar where we were when it happened?

Then we just shrug and get on with life and Family Day. Priorities.

Wife works across the line, very confusing because we stay the same time

Is that Arizona?

Arizona, take off your rainbow shades

Arizona, have another look at the world

My my

Arizona, cut off your Indian braids

Arizona, hey won’tcha go my way

Well it is relevant to recent history.