Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 12, 2021
August 11, 2021
August 13, 2021
Transcript:
Nancy: How do you like being a caddy here?
Sluggo: Okay---but golfers have awful TEMPERS.
Nancy: Aw---I don't believe it.
Sluggo: NOW do you believe it?
I thought they only had wooden shafts back then. If they can wrap a club around a tree with a swing, a 1500 yd drive shouldn’t be a problem. One time golfing, I was getting ready to drive from the red (women’s) tees. A couple guys kept yelling that’s the women’s tees. After a few minutes I yelled back—I know. It’s my 2nd shot! :-)
Best golf game I ever watched was Gert Forbe vs. Sean Connery in “Goldfinger”! AND, after the match was over, Oddjob gave new meaning to the phrase, “ballbreaker”!
Club Rules: Find an unused spot on a tree. Stand facing East, and begin wrapping from the right, bending in a counter-clockwise direction, no fewer than six inches from the last, and no more than eight…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They’re gonna be sore in 40 years or so when composite club shafts become a thing.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I thought that was an art exhibit!
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
“And that’s just the first hole!”
sundogusa almost 3 years ago
I thought they only had wooden shafts back then. If they can wrap a club around a tree with a swing, a 1500 yd drive shouldn’t be a problem. One time golfing, I was getting ready to drive from the red (women’s) tees. A couple guys kept yelling that’s the women’s tees. After a few minutes I yelled back—I know. It’s my 2nd shot! :-)
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
They don’t show you the downside until you pay your dues…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Best golf game I ever watched was Gert Forbe vs. Sean Connery in “Goldfinger”! AND, after the match was over, Oddjob gave new meaning to the phrase, “ballbreaker”!
Kip Williams almost 3 years ago
“Besides which, they’re all insanely tall freaks! Just picture how long those clubs are when they’re straight!”
Kip Williams almost 3 years ago
Club Rules: Find an unused spot on a tree. Stand facing East, and begin wrapping from the right, bending in a counter-clockwise direction, no fewer than six inches from the last, and no more than eight…
billyk75 almost 3 years ago
Notice Nancy dressing for the cold?
brklnbern almost 3 years ago
Great for the equipment manufacturers.