Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 13, 2021

No tip for you, Sluggo!!

Sluggo is wit.

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Sluggo the original rug rat.

Definitions of divot:

nouna piece of turf cut out of the ground by a golf club in making a stroke.SCOTTISHa piece of turf, as formerly used for roofing cottages.

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1: Scotland : a square of turf or sod2: a loose piece of turf (such as one dug from a golf fairway in making a shot)3: a small dent : a small depression or hollow

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A piece of turf torn up by a golf club in striking a ball, or by a horse’s hoof.

A thin square of turf or sod used for roofing.

A thin slice of turf used as for roofing. (Draw attention to this one!)

A lump of turf dislodged by a player’s club in making a stroke.

A torn up piece of turf (e.g. by a golf club in making a stroke or by a horse’s hoof).

A disruption in an otherwise smooth contour.

Better take a seven-iron to that thing.

Never seen this strip before … but there are a couple of spots on my hairline that I’ve long described as looking like divots, lol!

Golfers with atrocious fake hair cheat at everything and then stiff the caddy.

This is a paid political message.

Nobody likes a wisenheimer, nor do they reward one.

Oops, I just mashied my niblick.

Not quite “hovering” hairpiece. Flung, flying?