Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 05, 2022

Good call, Nancy. He doesn’t seem to have much luck.

Free lucky charms never work.

I wonder if that schmo walked under a ladder.

Or broke a mirror.

Or let a black cat cross his path.

There are two types of luck.

Saved yourself from a bad investment there, Nancy!

They’re not magically delicious.

Oy! I remember back in the day, a rabbits foot was a lucky charm…today it repulses me, to think poor bunnies died for trinket making

I am assuming that this is not the Lucky Charms cereal

That was bad for business, but saved Nancy some hard earned money.

And we’re back in business.

Leave the lucky charms alone Nancy because the guy with them is having bad luck

Isn’t that her neighbor, Mr. Sputter? You’d think he’d already have enough bad luck, living next door to the Ritzes.

Charm seller, help thyself first.

They’re not magically delicious!