Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 09, 2022

Well Nancy wasn’t lying Sluggo. Sort of anyway.

Poor Sluggo. This is also what he’ll think he will get on his retirement. Alas, some get a golden parachute, but Sluggo will only get the golden shower.

Hey, off topic but has anyone seen Susan00100 around? I miss her.

Tastes better than the other kind.

Did you actually think they could afford a gold watch for you, Sluggo?

Well at least 14 carats are better than 3 carats.

Count ’em, Sluggo – count ’em…

Times a tickin!

Leapt to the wrong conclusion there Sluggo.

I’d like to know more about this hitherto unmentioned “club.”

Why didn’t Nancy tell Sluggo it was a calendar

That page on the calendar shows the day, month, and year I was born….spooky!

Nancy is a real card. And wish the 1950s were indeed about to occur again.

Nancy is a real card. And wish the 1950s were indeed about to start all over again.