Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 11, 2023

He ain’t lying…………

Those autos really show the age of the strip. Betcha they don’t even have power steering or brakes.

That truck has stopped, so this story must be braking news.

A reporter who gets the facts straight and doesn’t spin it?

“Nancy’s Newspaper” reminds me of the 1920s rag, “The New York Graphic”. One day they needed a boffo headline for the next morning’s edition. A reporter called a NY State Supreme Court justice & asked , “Is it true you’re having an affair with Miss Fifi LaTouche of the Follies Bourgeois?” The judge said, “ABSOLUTELY NOT!” & hung up. Next day’s headline: JUDGE DENIES AFFAIR WITH CHORUS GIRL"!

Needless to say, Nancy has yet to come up with Breaking News! LOL

Nancy could turn her paper into a tabloid.

That would make good story for your paper

The boy needs more education and experience.