Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 18, 2011

Just say no to rugs.

It’ll get swept under the rug.

Must have been a rug-ged neighborhood!

The Persians and the Afghans won’t take this lying down.

I’m with Bdaysuit on this.

Everyone is trying to carpet pun Shoe, today.

Well, at least he didn’t get called on the carpet.

Happily, since laminate, I live in a rug free zone.

So what does a toupee have to do with all this?

Obviously, one rug didn’t want to get laid.

TexTech said, about 1 hour agoSo what does a toupee have to do with all this?One guy said to another guy that his hair looked like the Donald’s. Them was fightin’ words.

Did anyone get rugged out?

Am I the only one that was thinking “hairpiece” when he mentioned “rug-related”?

Two guys both wanted to shag the same hooker. It became a knotty situation, and they all knew trouble was looming.

its a cartoon. get over it.