Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 30, 2020

Indeed.

How about monozygotic twins switching identities?

The kid in the green mask has to get half.

Sorry, Dave, but Saturday is a full moon Halloween…

“A very toothsome pumpkin.” —Ralph

He went trick or treating dressed as a super-spreader.

Similar content to the “Over the Hedge” strip…

What, no mask on the pumpkin?

What a creative idea for two. One is a Democratic Hoax accompanied by another as Doomsday Fake News which causes the Socialists to give away everything. /S

Next up at the door will be a Fat Orange Clown who will yell “I’M SUPERMAN. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS! THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES. IT WILL ALL GO AWAY!”

Sound bites are so convincing for the GULLibles.

Perfect!!! People will run in fright!

Isn’t that the trickle down theory? Where you give all the candy to the first one and expect it to trickle down to the rest of the kids.

If I trick or treat at your house tomorrow night, don’t open the door. Don’t.

Oy

Don’t surprise your neighbors with carve balls.

I’m trying to decide if he’s Calvin or Chucky.

Most people would slam the door in his face.

I’d be sayin’, “Hey, kid get off my lawn!”. Grumpy old man here.

I’m more scared than the Jack-O-Lantern and Ralph! :)