Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 13, 2020

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This is not me.

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    oldpine52  over 4 years ago

    Tim ’The Tool Man Taylor, and Bob Villa?

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Tape measures at 10 paces.

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    DamnHappyChappy  over 4 years ago

    The guy with the nail gun will probably win it.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    “This mall ain’t big enough for both of us
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    VictoryRider  over 4 years ago

    I was going to make a comment about safety goggles, but that guy’s hat in the back is so far down, I’m not sure that it’s even an issue.

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    Where’s the power tools?

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    I knew someone who wouldn’t quit going on about how he had a complete set of tools that used the same rechargeable batteries.

    3.2 volt NiCad batteries.

    That were losing the ability to hold a charge.

    And replacements weren’t available.

    But he had the complete set of tools!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Both aren’t the sharpest tool in the box.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    Looks like they are hammering out their differences. I hope he doesn’t wrench his shoulder reaching for the pencil when they ‘draw’.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Impressive, how the pants stay up.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What do you do about it when a neighbor has a better set of tools? Borrow them!

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    I had a neighbor that every time I was engaged in a project would come over and supervise and then say, “I have a tool for that” Avery nice gesture but he had a bad habit over engineering things.

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    Snowedin  over 4 years ago

    In North Idaho, it would be chainsaws at 20 paces!

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    Alberta Oil  over 4 years ago

    Home Hardware vs Lowe’s. We get their flyers every week.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Don’t ever call my girlfriend a gardening hoe !

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    “You and what army?” “The Swiss one.”

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