Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 13, 2020

This is not me.

Tim ’The Tool Man Taylor, and Bob Villa?

Tape measures at 10 paces.

The guy with the nail gun will probably win it.

“This mall ain’t big enough for both of us…”

I was going to make a comment about safety goggles, but that guy’s hat in the back is so far down, I’m not sure that it’s even an issue.

Where’s the power tools?

I knew someone who wouldn’t quit going on about how he had a complete set of tools that used the same rechargeable batteries.

3.2 volt NiCad batteries.

That were losing the ability to hold a charge.

And replacements weren’t available.

But he had the complete set of tools!

Both aren’t the sharpest tool in the box.

Looks like they are hammering out their differences. I hope he doesn’t wrench his shoulder reaching for the pencil when they ‘draw’.

Impressive, how the pants stay up.

What do you do about it when a neighbor has a better set of tools? Borrow them!

I had a neighbor that every time I was engaged in a project would come over and supervise and then say, “I have a tool for that” Avery nice gesture but he had a bad habit over engineering things.

In North Idaho, it would be chainsaws at 20 paces!

Home Hardware vs Lowe’s. We get their flyers every week.

Don’t ever call my girlfriend a gardening hoe !

“You and what army?” “The Swiss one.”