Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 05, 2020

Why would I lie about my age? I file it under The Battle Scars of The Road of Life. They should be worn with pride! Pride of surviving for so long!

33 ? You certainly aren’t ready for those senior discounts then, Auntie

33? Next you’re going to tell us that 7 × 13 = 28!

A lie should have some element of believability to it.

I always tell people, if you lie about your age, lie UP. If you say you’re 70, when you’re 60, people will tell you, you look amazing for your age, and “How do you do it?” PLUS if you lie up, nobody thinks people do that, so they assume the best of you.

If you tell them you’re 50 they may smile, but when they walk away, they’ll tell everybody you look like crap for your age (if they believe you) or that you lie about your age.

As for me, I don’t tell people my age. I just say I’m so old, I invented dirt, and did not patent it….and that guy who came up with mud is rich!

OK, which anniversary of your 33rd birthday are you celebrating?

That is a major whopper!

Gotta admit . . . I don’t see any facial lines . . . like Jessca Rabbit, it’s the way your drawn . . .

But first, dahlink, you have to learn to lie to your reflection in the mirror.

Sure. Been 33 for 30 years.

My hubby was 39 till his son surpassed that age! Now he simply tells his real age if someone asks.

Sooo, 30 on Uranus? ☺

I proudly tell people that I’m 58

Its not really old, but it is for the kind of work I do and the way I do it

So you arrived on Earth when you were in your 20s?

Do women really lie about their age? Do men lie about their age??

And when you turn 50, it’s okay to lie about your weight.