Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2020

Try going to the library, and checking out the librarians.

Naw. I’m pretty sure that’s what those are suppose to be for, but most people don’t know that.

how did she get her arm to bend like that? I know it’s a cartoon, but……

Oy

Of course, she had to be a blonde! Sheesh!

Well, those cashiers never check me out.

Well, she is blonde. :-)

I might use the self checkout if they shared their saved cost with me. And if it actually was faster.

I think if one uses the self-checkout one should get a rebate for doing the work

BTW, is there a spoof song called “Sugar Burger”?

Don’t women use their phone camera now instead of mirrors, except for liquor purchases, of course. :)

Let’s pay up. After we can go to a drive in eatery. I have numerous mirrors.