Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 25, 2020

A chainsaw? Groovy!

Awkward.

He didn’t want to die without telling her how he really felt.

No one SAW that coming.

I think he’s about to be “split up”.

Breaking up is hard to dooooooooooo

Worst breakup ever- he’s going to go to pieces.

He’s overly nervous and needs to use the lavatree.

Jason can break you both up into many, many pieces.

Hey, the moon’s shadows are going the wrong way. Now, that’s scary.

Is that David Figlioli behind the tree?

It’s like the bear in the woods, he only has to outrun her.

You tell him, Ralph!

If you’ve seen the commercial, “Head for the cemetery!”

So he won’t care now if she gets sawed in half?

I don’t remember Jason ever using a chainsaw.

If she insists on going into the woods, I would break up with her, too.