Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 03, 2020

the sound of a can opener…?

Dunno, do they prefer two-button or three-button? Wired or wireless?

How bout a fishing rod with a laser beam?

Stinky cheese bait.

Are those lesser salmon catfish?

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2102861-the-fish-that-have-bellies-full-of-mice-but-we-dont-know-how/

Science has now decided corn is not poison, but in fact great for human consumption. Feed it to the catfish. They like sweetness. This helps to make the catfish, once well cooked, sweet and yummy.

Many years ago, my brother caught a catfish with a mouse in its stomach.

Some people fish for catfish with their hands (a process called “noodling”).

Best bait for catfish? Tuna fish!

Catnip.

Mouse shaped lures work great on large mouth bass.

Mousefish.

Don’t you mean ‘micefish’?

Mice are pretty good bait for large fish.

I remember a once popular and effective catfish bait made from cotton mill waste. It had the smell and texture of fresh dog poo.