Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 29, 2020

The guy probably just asked for catsup on his hot dog.

That ought to add color to an otherwise drab tie.

As long as I get to slap you upside your head.

But, I wasn’t wearing a tie! and no, that is not my dog.

Might as well get it out of the way first thing….then enjoy the hotdog.

Nah stick with the ketchup.

“I’d relish that.”

no, just the shirt, please

Is this a new method of holdup?

I’ll do it myself, thank you.

The way he standing there, for a second, I thought the mustard was going some place else.

I don’t think that idea cuts the mustard.