Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 14, 2020

now was that not so hard?

I got kicked out of Spanish class for squirting guns. Since I couldn’t take the text I got an F for that period. She gave me a F+so I wouldn’t feel so bad. Such a sweety.

You weren’t exactly saved by zero, Peppermint Patty.

Nothing plus nothing is still nothing. Peppermint Patty, you are still in the basement Grade wise.

The positive aspect of a bad grade is that it allows for improvement.

She should have changed it to a zzzz….

Why bother at all with Grades & School, PP? With an attitude like yours, you’re destined to drop out of school by the age of 16 due to pregnancy, and live in abject poverty for the rest of your life. Good luck with that.

A “Z” for sleeping in school?

She might was well get a Z+.

Still sarcasm, PP.

Progress!

It takes so little to make some people happy.

Talk about messing with your students…..

Franklin doesn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or vomit.

Same way I got my grades up too.

Still a negative grade. Any grade below a 0 is a negative grade and means she has to start giving back every passing grade she’s ever gotten (hey, she’s not constantly failing first grade so she must have gotten a few passing grades, just barely enough to move on to the next grade)

The squeaky wheel often gets changed.

Why wouldn’t the squeeky wheel get the grease?

Grades do not decide your future PP. Your talent lies in questioning. You will do great as Attorney. And who knows you may go to to become vice president, as per the recent trend.