bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 25, 2020

I couldn’t sleep at all last night Just thinkin’ of you Aw baby things weren’t right Well I was tossin’ and turnin’ Turnin’ and tossin’ Tossin’ and turnin’ all night

I kicked the blankets on the floor Turned my pillow upside down I never never did before ‘Cause I was tossin’ and turnin’ Turnin’ and tossin’ Tossin’ and turnin’ all night

Alternative f—-s. Fill in the blanks.

Looks like he’s sleeped a cog.

That’s not the ‘alternative’ she seems concerned about.

At least he could be on his half of the bed.. I hope she sleeps with some good old fashioned pajamas.

I’m an “alternate sleepist”. On the odd numbered hours, I toss; on the even numbers, I turn. :)

No, man, you are just weird.