Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 04, 2020

You forgot “Drop Dead Soon.”

Where’s the “You can’t make me wear a mask” card?

JUST SHUT UP, KAREN!

I know a real Karen. She is a sweet and kind woman.

I have a few friends named Karen. They are all nice people. But let’s talk about Lindas…..

I have a few friends named Karen. They are all nice people. But let’s talk about Lindas…..

I know karens from several ethnic groups. They aren’t all just white, you know.

Most of us are!

Where and how did the whole “Karen” thing even come to be?

Change your name to Kendra.

Stop being prejudiced about Karens.

This is great!…. now I want a card for Richards!

Schrodinger’s Karen, complains that she can’t breath with a mask on by screaming loudly.

Are Caren’s and Caryn’s considered Karens too?

Sorry, you guys, but Karens are the mask nazis, not the unmasked. You forgot to include in your definition that their behavior comes from a deep-seated existential fear of behaving like a free adult in America. Those who can’t wear masks safely get the stink eye from all you Karens out there because you’re afraid, under-educated, credulous of false authority and too privileged to stay home yourself.

And “You need to wear a mask!” or its opposite “You do not need to wear a mask!”