Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 01, 2020

#madefromgravy?

Grandma’s traditionally tend to love costumes that their grand-offspring hate. Good luck with that, Mittens.

#Ralphies’ChristmasCostume… I rest my case

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How about a simple necklace made of liver treats?

Reminded me of my mother. God rest her soul. “Don’t get snippy with me, young lady!”

Cats are always dressed for Halloween. No point “gilding the lily”.

#unlesstheyremadeoflivertreats

Not only will the Mittens hate his costume, but Grandma will post a viral video sharing his humiliation with the world.

I want to see their costumes!

#CheeseSnips.

Mittens, if Lady Gaga can wear food, you should too.