Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 17, 2020

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    “Well, Pappy Posse, have a seat. Some guy named “Gonzo” something called ahead and asked us to polish up Ol Sparky. We tested it by frying a turkey in it."

    “Gosh, Warden, we’s jus’ lookin’ fer a room fer the night an’ a shower. Hot, if ya gots it.”

    “Okay, we’ll get you some mushloaf and a room for the night. You should all fit in the solitary confinement cell. Guard! Take them to the Soli room and bring your shoving stick to jam them all in.”

    “Wall, Warden, we’se been re-thinking and”

    “You wanna take Ol’Smokey for a test ride!”

    “No…we’s happy to accept your generous offer…”

    “Off you go, then!”

    “Kin we have some of that fried turkey?”

    “Mushloaf. You get mushloaf.”

    “Sounds mighty fine.”

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    AnyFace  about 4 years ago
    “Meeting: Chaired.” ✨
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    Grumpy Old Guy  about 4 years ago

    Love the “behind bars” picture of the Warden’s mom…..

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    Guilty Bystander  about 4 years ago

    Warden Bordon Gordon? Straight out of The Bob Newhart Show (almost).

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    therese_callahan2002  about 4 years ago

    One zap will tell.

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    stealth694  about 4 years ago

    Why do I got a feeling they are about to be Released From Prison?

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    Durak Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh yeah, the knuckle cracking guy.

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    Auntie Socialist  about 4 years ago

    The electric chair is in the Warden’s office? That’s… convenient

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