Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 27, 2020

Next up-grade would be close to – tend to your own backyard before scrutinizing your neighbor’s front yard.

The popilly would be the same, with the addition of the phrase … “or else!”

I’ve never had my “momily” tell me to “clean my room!” Now, my sister on the other hand…

I believe that, ‘clean your room’ is closely akin to ‘drain the swamp’ in both principle and practice.

The Laws of the Conservation of Filth:

1. It is impossible to get something clean without getting Something else dirty.

2. It is possible to get something dirty without getting anything else clean.

One of Jordan Peterson’s “Twelve Rules for Life” well worth a read.

Shoe has got to stop reading Pastis.

A clean room just means your closet is a deathtrap.

I though it was hominy, then the title could be ‘Grits and bare it’.