Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 08, 2020

quick, Dad, take those scissors and cut the advertisement (British pronunciation /ad-vur-tis-muhnt/) into confetti

Make him wait until he’s got his driver’s license.

As if Lio needs more encouragement.

Dad’s smart. But Lio suspects something.

Seeing that look on Lio’s face!

Uh…the ad did not have a phone number…how is he going to “phone home”..(yes, it is a movie ref).

With drones increasing in size and capability daily, we’re actually not far off.

I saw an ad yesterday that you can BUY an acre of land on MARS! Made me wonder how this place secured all that land to be able to sell! Can I rent it to NASA when we finally go there?

Love the wallpaper! B^D

Good on ya, Lio, for being a reader of the newspaper.

Don’t fall for it. Those guys are frauds. Their saucer can’t even pick up speed. A bike is faster.