The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 16, 2020

Pay tribute – turn over your valuables or else.

When asked why there is no children’s day, Mom would say that every day is children’s day. Same for bosses.

Give your boss the old ’you’re number one’ salute…. Or the reverse peace sign will work, but then he’d only be number two!

Thorney has an office? Funny, I had always thought he worked in a cubical farm

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: redundancy redounds.

Sure boss. Consider my presence as your present.

I thought that was a daily job requirement. You mean that I only have to do it once a year now……

Like ’Doctor’s Day’ at the hospital. Adm. sucks up to them 24/7 so what is new?

My boss love’s that day, don’t you honey.

Yeah, everyday is suck up day.

Brutus should say, “Chief, I owe you for everything I am today.” That should give Feeblefester pause for thought.

Having a “Boss’s Day” is like having “Cats’ Day”…like they’re different from any other day (ha)