Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 17, 2020

Agnes is always learning valuable life lessons, just never the right ones.

Like when to shut your Yap?

Agnes, always the pragmatic and logical one…

Agnes, you might want to wait in the car!

Have you told grandma yet that you dropped out of school?

Well, if she’s in the road, she’s parked on the wrong side.

What’s really amazing is the number of young drivers that have no idea of how to change a tire.

Isn’t about time for Mister Right to drive up?

Back when I was working in a tire shop I was just getting home from work, the last thing I wanted was too look at another tire, and I heard a whump, whump, whump coming down the road

An old woman pulls over right in front of my house with a flat tire

I changed it, wouldn’t take any money, a week later a card came in the mail with 20 dollars cash

I figure that when I can no longer change a tire.. it will be time to hang up my keys.