I smell sump’n burnin’… must be Taco Tuesday! Here’s another recollection from ol’ Grampa…
When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa showed up early at our house one mornin’, and I made the mistake of saying: “Mornin’ there Grampa, watcha doin’?” He said: “well, before this, I was gettin’ ready to come here, then I went out the front door to come here, then I was on my way here, then I got here, and here I am.”
allen@home about 4 years ago
Blleb’s home planet must be hot. If he can handle the heat down in hell.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sounds like he was probably a worthy candidate for a trip south.
geese28 about 4 years ago
This guy probably scalps water bottles too
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
He’s such a rebel! Okay boys, stick a fork in him!
Prey about 4 years ago
Psychoanalyst:- You have no body, it´s all in your mind!Me:- I don´t care, I´m burning up!
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Wait till you have to take the Civil Service exam!
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
I smell sump’n burnin’… must be Taco Tuesday! Here’s another recollection from ol’ Grampa…
When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa showed up early at our house one mornin’, and I made the mistake of saying: “Mornin’ there Grampa, watcha doin’?” He said: “well, before this, I was gettin’ ready to come here, then I went out the front door to come here, then I was on my way here, then I got here, and here I am.”
Ol’ Grampa wasn’t one for early morning chitchat…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I don’t think they punish you for bringing matches to hell.
amaneaux about 4 years ago
“And you’re not even going to share them? To heaven with you!”
jbduncan about 4 years ago
Worse than a root canal?
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Are they fire proof?
DennisMiddlebrooks about 4 years ago
Ugly people with bad teeth, bad hair, bad skin and eye glasses go to hell!
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
Bleeb will never learn to understand humans at the rate he’s going. :>)