Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 22, 2020

This month I have made pumpkin pie and mile-high apple pie. But I wouldn’t throw them at anyone. Besides, they disappeared so fast there was no chance to throw them at anyone.

And that guy with the weird hair prefers Bryl cream.

Dirk will win . . . because the eyes have it.

Back in the day, throwing a pie at a deserving political figure was accepted. Maybe it residual Sam Spade machismo (“You’ll take and you’ll like it” in response to being deservedly slapped) In its final days, as assault charges resulted (the actual biggest damage was to their power of being inviolate and untouchable. But I remember a Canadian topical comedy show around that time said the pie thrower was “taken into custardy”.

Somewhere, Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp are smiling :)

I wish ours could be this civil.

Honestly, this method would be a fun as any.

gonna be must-see tv tonite with the POtuS’ orange head exploding after his mic is cut off.

#CoconutCream2020

Now that’s the political process in action! Replete with bizarre alien life forms!

and we all know what that means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIH1R1Cbho

I’d give both candidates raspberries… Uh, raspberry pies… ☺

MaryAnne is gonna be pissed.

I’ve always been a chocolate cream pie guy.

Pam, why don’t you show ‘em how it’s done with a demo of jello wrestling.

They’re taking it easy on each other, at least it’s not minced meat pies.

Good, cream pies. At least they are not using those disgusting shaving cream pies (I hope).

And both candidates are getting creamed.

Banana Cream, definitely.

Although Boston Cream is better than Either.

The original ending of Dr. Strangelove was going to be a pie fight in the War Room, but they wanted to take it in a different direction.

Is that for throwing, or for receiving?