WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 21, 2020

This guy’s appearance just screams “legitimate businessman.”

So Mr. Haney did have kids!

I dutifully paid my disability insurance premiums at my old job. No one tells you you are likely to get fired before you can file a claim.

does that include the floor mats?

This joke would be a lot funnier if it weren’t 2020. Only 50k??

Seems like a bargain if, you can pay with a postdated check.

I’ve always viewed the Insurance Industry as kind of a scam.

Their Business Model is to get us to place a bet that something terrible is going to happen to us. When it doesn’t in most cases, they reap nothing but profits.

Bowling shoes with no socks, but his gut is hiding the possible white belt.

But…it isn’t valid until after Nov. 3…

Extra Apocalypse Insurance?

There’s gonna be an extra Apocalypse?

When did Trump start selling insurance!?"

Sorry, I already maxed out on alien invasion coverage.

I’m in! Pat Robertson predicted the End Times after Trump wins in November. And he got that straight from the Big Guy himself!

This strip is only a slight exaggeration of what many insurance companies are doing to people who live in wildfire areas- if they can get insurance at all.

He’s a smoothie! :)

You only have to die to be rich.