Taillights from a Sunbeam…cool!
Move over Turbo, we have another contender.
“Where’s the fire, hotshot?”
Man! Look at that S car go!
Clocked at double the speed limit, ..this ones getting a ticket
What are you going to do copper? Run him in? I don’t think so.
speeders are just slime…
He can’t help it, he speedy slug.
:Just going to get the mail!
(Brooklyn Cop) Yo buddy! Dis ain’t no Autobahn! I sees by your rap sheet dat dis ain’t your first offense. Keep it up lead-foot, and your lookin’ at some “slime-time”!
I’m late for work…..I work at the Shell Co. down the road….
Took the cop 5 hours just to catch up with him. and another hour to get from his cruiser to the perp’s car.
Smokin’…
Good thing he wasn’t charged with as-salt.
I smell garlic on your breath, shell we continue this discussion down at the station.
♪♫ I can’t drive … point ooh five ♫♪
Like the cop’s slime trail!
Wow officer! You must’ve been doing at least 1.2 to catch up with me. Great job!
He is going to work at the post office.
1 mph! That’s 5280 ft./hour or 92 ft./minute. Impressive speed for a snail car.
I like the slime trail.
I hope he attended this lecture: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 . True, no slime.
Is that “1” and hour, a day or a week?
I don’t normally drive this fast officer, but there’s a French chef chasing me.
Plus, both the suspect and police car ran out of gas while waiting for the officer to reach suspect car after he got pulled over.
Cop:: What your hurry? Driver: I thought I smelled melted butter somewhere close by…
Life in the fast lane.
“My Masarati does 185, I lost my license, now I don’t drive..”
A little Road Salt will slow ’em down.
for snails it would make sense for the car to have square tires though
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Taillights from a Sunbeam…cool!
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Move over Turbo, we have another contender.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Where’s the fire, hotshot?”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Man! Look at that S car go!
seattlesince57 over 3 years ago
Clocked at double the speed limit, ..this ones getting a ticket
Bilan over 3 years ago
What are you going to do copper? Run him in? I don’t think so.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
speeders are just slime…
UmmeMoosa over 3 years ago
He can’t help it, he speedy slug.
iggyman over 3 years ago
:Just going to get the mail!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
(Brooklyn Cop) Yo buddy! Dis ain’t no Autobahn! I sees by your rap sheet dat dis ain’t your first offense. Keep it up lead-foot, and your lookin’ at some “slime-time”!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I’m late for work…..I work at the Shell Co. down the road….
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
Took the cop 5 hours just to catch up with him. and another hour to get from his cruiser to the perp’s car.
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
Smokin’…
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good thing he wasn’t charged with as-salt.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
I smell garlic on your breath, shell we continue this discussion down at the station.
uniquename over 3 years ago
♪♫ I can’t drive … point ooh five ♫♪
iggyman over 3 years ago
Like the cop’s slime trail!
Nate England over 3 years ago
Wow officer! You must’ve been doing at least 1.2 to catch up with me. Great job!
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
He is going to work at the post office.
codedaddy over 3 years ago
1 mph! That’s 5280 ft./hour or 92 ft./minute. Impressive speed for a snail car.
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
I like the slime trail.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
I hope he attended this lecture: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 . True, no slime.
RAGs over 3 years ago
Is that “1” and hour, a day or a week?
Lablubber over 3 years ago
I don’t normally drive this fast officer, but there’s a French chef chasing me.
Mentor397 over 3 years ago
Plus, both the suspect and police car ran out of gas while waiting for the officer to reach suspect car after he got pulled over.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Cop:: What your hurry? Driver: I thought I smelled melted butter somewhere close by…
jpozenel over 3 years ago
Life in the fast lane.
seattlesince57 over 3 years ago
“My Masarati does 185, I lost my license, now I don’t drive..”
SavannahJim Premium Member over 3 years ago
A little Road Salt will slow ’em down.
gawkface over 3 years ago
for snails it would make sense for the car to have square tires though