In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 19, 2020

Is this game played in Amity?

Somebody come peel the pitcher off the underside of that ball. And get me a new pitcher.

They must be playing against the Giants

If it rolls over the plate does it count as a strike if you can’t hit it hard enough to move it?

Steroids?

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.

The Jaws II sequel

I think they’re going to need a spatula to remove the batter from the box!

Grrooaannn…

Good old fashioned redwood oughta do the trick

Baseball on Jupiter.

Are they playing the Giants?