Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 22, 2020

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Learn from the Master, Travis!!!

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Could it be that Gary might get lucky? Or at least a little human contact that doesn’t involve pitchforks, torches and wooden stakes?

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    No reason why it shouldn’t work. The girls expressions are similar.

    “Being an ex-lorry-driver…

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    That’s it, Gary. Arouse her maternal instincts…maybe she’ll tuck you into your coffin after a nice little blood transfusion, and making you burp!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    The women in this bar all seem to have nice nockeroonies. Can’t say as I blame either one of those guys for giving it a go.

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    tims145  over 4 years ago

    Seems nicer than the Hammered Henchman — fewer knives and blood on the bar and floor.

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    owlpoop  over 4 years ago

    What kind of women come into a bar frequented by a vampire and a living human head in a jar?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Do you think it will work again? You just never know

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t take Gary as my rôle model for romantic endeavors, Travis. Blondie will probably dump him in ten minutes. Besides, you lack certain assets that most young ladies cruising the bar scene probably expect in a guy….

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Ooooo, I’m likin’ the brunette for a little sympathy. You go for it, Travis.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    I’d do well that way.

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