In Security by Bea R. for October 15, 2020

The Window, Hubbs.

Even Roy’s athletic shoes are pointy!!!!

Hubbs has that ‘New Man’ smell – fear, desperation, and talcum powder.

“New man” translation:

Hubbs is inside quietly tearing up his “man card”…..

Nobody yesterday mentioned that Roy is wearing number thirteen.

How odd.

Don’t forget to clean your palm prints off of the front window before your wife notices them.

Panel#4: Was that supposed to be a burn? If so Roy delivered it ice cold yet not at all “cool”!

Come on Roy, you changed after having kids, you were once a mountain man with reasonable survival instinct, and now you’ve obviously given up on survival instinct since you keep pushing your luck! XD

You know Ellie might let Hubbs go if he promises to bounce some more footballs off Roy’s head, it might do some good too since Roy seems to have forgotten he has children too.

Says the old man.

Even a New Man has to get some fresh air and exercise.

Sam’s expression doesn’t change the whole time lol

Hope this new man Hubbs is less shy around woman than the other one…

Roy, you have two kids. You shouldn’t be saying that.

“OLD MAN”

(gets reminded of certain references to a certain character (a parent) in a certain movie)

Your life doesn’t end when you have a baby! Get off your butt Ellie, pack and go with him to the game. Parenthood and marriage are a two way street, quit being a tyrant! Wow, never thought you would turn into such a b…..

Let’s face it, Ellie is too darn cute to dissapoint, and she was Hubbs’ fantasy all the way back to her waitressing job

Poor Hubbs… He has truly become a prisoner of love.

I feel for Hubbs. It looks like Ellie is going to be controlling.

Come on Ellie, let poor Hubs have some fun and go play for an bit!

Cannot relate. Before our first was born, my wife would chew me out if I got home from work even 5 minutes late so as to appease her loneliness. After he was born, he became her new best friend and she hardly noticed what time it was, nor seemed to care where I was. So, it was back to sucking up margaritas with the lads after work. Our mom-cat was the same way. Wouldn’t let dad-cat anywhere near.