WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 31, 2020

Okay how about this serious illness. You’re a complete idiot.

How about a stick up your butt?

You have a serious case of influencer.

Hey, maybe you have celiac disease and can go gluten free. That never gets old.

You’re suffering from stupiditis. It’s not curable

Your irony quotient just went up though.

Doesn’t that bullet hole in your forehead count???

“Will acute hypochondria work for you? Or maybe ADHD? I hear that one’s trending in epidemic proportions.”

Delusions of grandeur should qualify.

mental or physical?

Instead of a serious illness, how would a serious injury do? Like a badly bruised coccyx from when I kick you out of here?

In the words of Sheldon…“so that’s your whole job? …your parents must be so proud.”

Get a real life, you youtuber twerp.

You. have acute AND chronic rectal cranial inversion.

Hypertrophied cerebral cortex.

Okay. You not only suffer from iron deficiency, but you also suffer from irony deficiency.