A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“Do you really talk?” he asks the dog.
“Yes,” the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story.”
The Labrador looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years”.
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Kennedy Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals”.
“Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“$10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a lying bastard, he’s never been out of the back yard.”
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
“Are you also taking on the rest of my obligations?”
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s funny because it’s . . . it’s . . . Nah, I got nuthin.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Ya buy a talking dog, ya pay the price.
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
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A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“Do you really talk?” he asks the dog.
“Yes,” the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story.”
The Labrador looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years”.
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Kennedy Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals”.
“Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“$10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a lying bastard, he’s never been out of the back yard.”
TStyle78 almost 4 years ago
It might be too late. He might have already crapped his pants from the shock of hearing his dog talk.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Good response: “This is why dogs shouldn’t talk! You have some horrible ideas!”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Well should you go ahead with the plan, I sure hope everything comes out ok! Bwaaaahahahaa
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“Davey & Goliath: The Golden Years”
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Then you can go around sniffing butts all day.
ars731 almost 4 years ago
“Firstly… AHHHHHH, AN TALKING DOG!”
donut reply almost 4 years ago
Since the dog now talks, maybe we can change thing up a bit.