Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 27, 2020

Just the way I “cook”.

I can’t imagine being without a microwave!

That phone looks pretty fancy….

Do they make oat-flavored pizza?

yeah, steps. As in walk towards the phone, call and make someone else do it. Awesome!

It’s easier this way….no muss, no fuss….

Perfect.

Pizza was never intended to be a food substitute. Six mushrooms, sliced does not provide even one “serving” of vegetables. Traditionally it is served as part of a much larger meal. (No, “lettuce salad” does not make it a complete meal.)

I get home between 7 and 8 in the morning and usually eat the leftovers from what the family had for dinner the night before

Don’t think anyone around here delivers pizza that early, wouldn’t mind having breakfast food delivered

And God created “home delivery”!

My, that’s a fancy phone you have there.

and Horace… you can use that hat as your bib…!

I like the way he thinks.

A horse after my own heart.

Well, not “make,” but you can “produce” it. If you do it that way at my house, you’re the “sponsor.”