Close to Home by John McPherson for October 27, 2020

I know I’ll catch flak for this, but man those are two ugly looking grandmothers.

Because you don’t want to grow up to be like them? or because you can’t get any time on the video game?

Granny got game! Go suk an Xbox zombie spawn. …sigh. Who knew what Dungeon and Dragons would spawn. Orcs with Joy Sticks and internet Trolls and Tech Gaints. …sheesh.

There’s a warning on the box that says “this game can make grandma’s ugly.”

I’d sure like to see their on-line avatars.

What gives me a frisson is the grandmother in the pink dress who has two right feet! Check out her big toes—they’re both on the same side of her feet. Disturbing…………….

When I was a kid, ol’ Grampa caught me off-guard and said: “Dobe, there’s sump’n I wanna tell ya before I kick the bucket!” Of course, I was freaked out and said: “what?” He said: “Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket? Baa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

It was the price we paid for just bein’ kids!

I’m a game playing granny ~ mostly hidden object, though. Is my brain sharp? Well, that is a matter of opinion.

Keep eyes forward Bleeb, there sure as hell isn’t anything to see behind you.

They also make you want to destroy things.