Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 29, 2020

at least the maze’s shortcut ain’t up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start

Well, it’s definitely not covid.

Yeesh, at least the staff could give Ms. Bliss back her $20 for parking.

Must’ve been all that talk about corn smut and succotash. Heck it made me think of the most gnarly veggies I had to stomach as a kid (such as brussel sprouts or pickled beets) and that turned my stomach just thinking back about that…….

The werewolf line is the funniest thing I have read all day!

I wonder if Dill has a cousin named Gherkin.

Twenty-five years later: Hey, Alice remember the day you were sick in the maze, and we all had to leave early? Shut your trap Dill!

Big shoutout to Miss Bliss, and every pre-school teacher out there who is willing to pick up and comfort a sick child, fully aware of the very real possibility of getting barfed on.

Alice the Indestructible has a sickie? NOOO!

Kevin has a diagnosis that many skeptical doctors would reject; but the old traditionalist imported at great expense from a certain university in Vienna knows!

Left, left, straight, right, right, left? Got it, right?

This is what happens when you don’t social distance, People.

My mother used to say that when I got quiet and lethargic, she knew I was REALLY sick. I was thinking that when Alice wasn’t being super noisy, bossy & obnoxious (her usual, on outings.)

Alice must have the systems once described Sylvester the Cat. Thuffer’n sthuccotash!