F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 30, 2020

If you stop breathing it will be too late.

Do I detect a Winkle in his eye? OK Van, let her Rip!

Scientists will tell you every thing has already changed since you’ve started speaking.

“Depends. Not if one of the things that changes is that I agreed to wake you if everything changes.”

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

Not waiting until winter to start hibernating.

Sweet dreams. When you waken the nightmare returns.

#2020

It would be a very long nap. Thought about cryogenics?…….

Wake me after the votes are re-counted.

Sure thing Mr. Rip Van Winkel

Wake me January 20, 2020 or 2024.

“The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

I think we’re gonna need a bigger couch…

In the news today, man dies on couch. Wife quoted as saying, “Evidently, sleeping for 8 months isn’t hibernating. I did think he got awfully quiet in about July. I was kinda nice, actually”