B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 30, 2020

That is really the fat lady. Run!

Cavemen got red cups!

The whole contest for Creepiest… includes a Talent Contest. Menacing is one thing. Being able to swing a sword without hurting yourself is good. But does anyone want to find out if he is telling the truth about what he is not wearing???

And tomorrow we find out that this is a real ghost. Followed by the fans wondering for the rest of their lives who he was the ghost of.

He changed his tune quickly. Then again, I would to.

If there’s a sudden gust of wind, he may end up shocking the judges!

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

Shoes.

I hope a breeze doesent pick up

Wait… Didn’t cavemen come before the Vikings?

Okay.

I don’t get it. ;)

Under my clothes, I’m naked too.

GAH! Lord, how can I gouge out my minds eye. It doth offend me.

Hope you don’t freeze from exposure…..

So a scotsman has a new kilt made. He goes to his betrothed to show it off. He pirouettes for her, and of course the kilt flies up. Turning back to see her startled face, he says “D’ye like it? I’ll give ye six yards of it for Christmas”.

A ghost going commando. Haha.

Well, keep your hands where I can see them.

Apparently, The naked truth isn’t always better.

He wasn’t expecting that kind of creepy.

“ Bob is staggered by the realization that women are completely naked under their clothes”

It’s all in the presentation.

lipstick!

IDK