FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 13, 2020

oh, you’re so going to get it, boys, when Paige recovers

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

I could not have done this in 96. That was the year we got one 1 hour delay for school where I lived. 2004 on the other hand was the year we almost didn’t have Christmas and 2009 was the Year of Ice!

How sweet of him to make sure her horoscope is fulfilled. Too bad the horoscopes leave so much room open to interpretation.

Literally?

Older sisters are fair game. There is usually not much they can do to get revenge. You can always play the pity card claiming to be the younger, weaker sibling.

However it pays to be nice to younger sisters. They sometimes have cute friends. That becomes a factor when you get older. You don’t want them telling them that very embarrassing story about what happened to you when you were 10.

I was nice to my older sister. In exchange, her friends took me on as kind of a gorup project to turn me into “decent dating material.” They taught me how to dance and dress and act – a total makeover – the kind of thing married women want to do to their husbands.

How big is that thing going to be by the time it finishes rolling?

Those little scamps. Boys will be boys. (In you mind picture Mrs. Cleaver saying this).

Since we are erasing believability by having Jason and Marcus defy physics by holding a snow boulder in an impossible position, I hypothesize that Paige will catch the boulder, pick it up, and throw it back at the boys.

Wait a minute. That means she WILL have warning.

There snow way of escaping Destiny.

Snow??? Please, not yet.