FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 05, 2020

if only he had let Quincy be the volunteer

Those snakes spoiled Jason fun. He was looking forward to Paige and her friend passing out when he pulled the snakes out of the hat.

Problem is that hat was to drafty. Snakes love to stay warm.

At least he managed to escape and find a payphone.

I saw a payphone last week. Seemed weirdly out of place, outside in the open and all. It was one with a closing door and everything! I got in, but I couldn’t figure out how to get it to travel through time and space.

Also, it was red.

I imagine he had a little help figuring that out.

A pay phone?? What year did this run?

The audience did the disappearing act.

Jason, I know you have a way with reptiles, but…

remember the stands that held the payphones? it’s odd to just see the stand with no payphone in there.. like this

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Neighbors be like “Why is the Fox family on their roof screaming?”

OMG, I literally laughed out loud at this one.