Peter should apply for a job with the Alamance County sheriff’s department or Graham (N.C.) PD. Apparently, they get their kicks using chemical weapons on little 5-year-olds protesting peacefully with their parents:
The police procrastinated putting the perp into the penitetiary until the proper polled people put the prevaricator into the house of perdition pretty promptly as he was poorly presented at the procedure and was denied parole!
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Picked purple pepper propellant.
seattlesince57 almost 4 years ago
Why not ‘salt n’ pepper’ ?
MistertannerJeff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ah! Always adored an alliteration!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Peter Piper Pepper power put the perp in a predicament !
jel354 almost 4 years ago
Stopped the pilfering person with a pistol.
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
HOW POTENT!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Quick! Somebody grab the gun….
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Take that! You pusillanimous purloiner!
Out of the Past almost 4 years ago
Peter Piper shops at the same clothing store as Peter Pan
bigger Nate almost 4 years ago
Pretty pathetic prank pal
jhroos almost 4 years ago
A lot of alliteration!
donwalter almost 4 years ago
Perfect. Just f%^#$@! perfect…
gawkface almost 4 years ago
In Daffy duck voice
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
Pop the pistol out of your paw!
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Paralyzed pupils paved Peter’s path to peace.
Kabana_Bhoy almost 4 years ago
A PLETHORA of “P’s”!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Pickled poblano is rather pleasant.
Herd of Turtles almost 4 years ago
My, my , my.
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Fun fact: Pepper spray works on other mammals like dangerous dogs. Mace does not.
stamps almost 4 years ago
That’s a gun and I’m not glad to see you.
mike75035 almost 4 years ago
The original potentially, perhaps, pales in parallel.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Positively Potent Proclamations! (Nice job, everyone!)
eolan59 almost 4 years ago
Perfect protection
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Powerful perfusion
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
He perfected the patented formula from prized peppers picked at a proscribed time.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
Peter should apply for a job with the Alamance County sheriff’s department or Graham (N.C.) PD. Apparently, they get their kicks using chemical weapons on little 5-year-olds protesting peacefully with their parents:
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article246861942.html
Carolina cops: Making the South safe for white people for over 175 years.
chief tommy almost 4 years ago
Alliterative humor is always good
done almost 4 years ago
Awesome alliteration from Argyle Sweater!
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
“Damn it Piper you pecker!”
iggyman almost 4 years ago
The police procrastinated putting the perp into the penitetiary until the proper polled people put the prevaricator into the house of perdition pretty promptly as he was poorly presented at the procedure and was denied parole!
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Preposterous!