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Once, my group was trying to decide where to go for supper … one suggested Chinese/German food … because an hour after you’re done, you feel like conquering the world …!
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Maybe this is why you’re hungry an hour after you eat it.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Never expect it to be… just a fart.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Thanks for the warning…..((((((((running))))))) all the way…..
landyk over 4 years ago
That is NOT a statement of fortune, that is a statement of life. Damn, I hate getting older.
timinwsac Premium Member over 4 years ago
Gotta wonder how old the take out was.
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sounds like a misfortune cookie.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Gotta love those Schezwan peppers, brings new meaning to the term “Hot Pot”
gammaguy over 4 years ago
And then there’s the one where, after he read it, he said, “I don’t get it!”
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Once, my group was trying to decide where to go for supper … one suggested Chinese/German food … because an hour after you’re done, you feel like conquering the world …!
Jml58 over 4 years ago
And that is why it is called “Fast Food”.
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
My last fortune read: “No! We not see your cat! STOP asking!!” It really put the Phoo in my Egg Yung! :>)