Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 03, 2020

Maybe this is why you’re hungry an hour after you eat it.

Never expect it to be… just a fart.

Thanks for the warning…..((((((((running))))))) all the way…..

That is NOT a statement of fortune, that is a statement of life. Damn, I hate getting older.

Gotta wonder how old the take out was.

Sounds like a misfortune cookie.

Gotta love those Schezwan peppers, brings new meaning to the term “Hot Pot”

And then there’s the one where, after he read it, he said, “I don’t get it!”

Once, my group was trying to decide where to go for supper … one suggested Chinese/German food … because an hour after you’re done, you feel like conquering the world …!

And that is why it is called “Fast Food”.

My last fortune read: “No! We not see your cat! STOP asking!!” It really put the Phoo in my Egg Yung! :>)